Showing posts with label New York. Show all posts
Showing posts with label New York. Show all posts

Thumbs Up, Michigan! And Whadda YOO Lookin' At?

Upstate New York exists to make Michigan feel better about its status as the Texas of the North. Sure, we wolverines gave America its mad bombers, Nixon's pardon, the Amway-Blackwater dynasty, breeding enclaves for Calvinists the Netherlands didn't want, and city planning worthy of a post apocalyptic zombie film, but at least we don't shop at Forever Leather in Utica.