Take Off, Eh?

Canadian Coup Corner: What the hell is going on with Canada? They're supposed to be the sane ones. Sure, they've just as many guns as the U.S., and their junior hockey program would give a Spartan pause, but they mostly leave the craziness on the ice. With habeas corpus suspended in the land of Mickey Mouse, the U.S. in the thrall of busy, evil men, and labyrinthine Mexico reviving human sacrifice as a pastime along the Juarez border, I thought we could count on Canada to be the designated driver of North America. Now their election is suspended? By Her Majesty's representative? The 21st century might not be about democratization, but more and more about crowd control by the governing class, walling themselves off from desperate mobs in the drowning streets.

2 comments:

Wayne Allen Sallee said...

This guy Herb send a lot of CA.TV links. Yea, I thought we were nuts. I didn't even know that old batwitch had say in anything. John Cleese should just have sex with her and that might solve everything.

Anonymous said...

A reliable source in the White House revealed that in a discussion between the President and the Canadian Prime Minister, Mr. Harper was heard to have said "Take off, you Hosers!" referring to the majority opposition.
Mr. Bush, was seen looking around for a spigot ....

-LC