"Hate to Talk About Myself"
I usually start answering memes and then don't finish them; too much like work, or Who Cares? But this one from Elspeth was fun and involves some word play:
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to people you like and include me. Try not to repeat a song title.
Pick your band/artist: Fats Waller
Are you a male or female: The Sheik of Araby
Describe yourself: Keeping Out of Mischief Now
How do you feel about yourself: I’ve Got My Fingers Crossed
Describe where you currently live: Lounging at the Waldorf
If you could go anywhere, where would you go: I Wish that I Could Shimmy Like My Sister Kate
Your favorite form of transportation: Alligator Crawl
Your best friend is: My Very Good Friend the Milkman
Your favorite color is: Black and Blue
What’s the weather like: Russian Fantasy
Your favorite time of day is: Loafin’ Time
If your life were a TV show, it would be called: Blue Because of You
What life is to you: The Panic is On
What is the best advice you have to give: Squeeze Me
If you could change your name what would you change it to: Big Chief de Sota
Your favorite food is: Fat and Greasy
Thought for the Day: Ain’t Got Nobody to Grind My Coffee
How you would like to die: Pantin' in the Panther Room
Your soul's present condition: Numb Fumblin'
The faults you can bear: The Curse of an Aching Heart
Your motto: It's a Sin to Tell a Lie