Why We Invaded Iraq, with apologies to Lewis Carroll
Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee agreed to rig a battle
For Tweedle said Saddam Hussein ignored his righteous prattle;
Just then, down flew some Saudi gents,
Shrub’s papa used to diddle,
Which frightened all the people so,
They put Dum in the saddle.
M.F., with apologies to Lewis Carroll