Letters I've Written, Never Meaning to Send

The National Enquirer and Wonkette claim that Cindy McCain was entwined with a man not-her-husband at a Tempe Moody Blues concert.
We cast no stones here. It may be, as one Wonkette reader opined, "Being finger-banged during 'Knights in White Satin' isn’t very First Ladyish"-- but hell, when I was in high school that pretty much defined my love life.

1 comment:

Wayne Allen Sallee said...

Too bad the Wonkette reader doesn't spell the song name correctly, guess I'm old. For me, the high school song was "Whiter Shade of Pale," or, as it became known in Year's Best Horror parlance, "A Wagner Shade of Karl."