Showing posts with label Jef Burnham. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jef Burnham. Show all posts

He Watched Until His Eyes Bled


My friend Jef Burnham just finished his 100th review for Film Monthly, on a film of Goldsmith's She Stoops to Conquer. Were this a comic book, it would have a wraparound cover with the entire cast of characters and a hundred little Jefs watching them; if this was Vanity Fair, there would be a lot of manufactured drama over whose expensively powdered bare bottom should grace the cover; if it was Time magazine, there'd be a cover informing us how important Time is. Instead we have Jef emerging from his burrow and predicting six more weeks of night.

Friends of OEE: ZOMBIE PANIC ROOM at The Red Lion!

Charlie is convinced an army of the undead is out to get him. His wife Nicole is convinced he’s retarded. In a last-ditch effort to save their marriage, Nicole and Charlie prepare themselves for a weekend of intensive marriage counseling. But before they can escape from their marital strife, Nicole will have to escape from the Zombie Panic Room.

See it in tryouts while drinking beer in convivial company at a haunted tavern!
A staged reading at the Red Lion!
Just kitty-corner from the Biograph Theatre and its alley, where the notorious Dillinger met his fate!

ZOMBIE PANIC ROOM by Jef Burnham

August.07th,2005

TIME:
Sunday - 6:00 p.m.

PLACE:
THE RED LION PUB
2446 N. Lincoln Ave.
(second floor)
Chicago, Illinois 60614

ADMISSION:
FREE
(donations are gratefully accepted)

Discount Parking:
Available at Children's Memorial Hospital with
Red Lion Pub validation.

Web: www.theredlionpub.com