What Would the Billy Goat Do?



We have within the Friendly Confines of Wrigley Field a real moral dilemma: if the much-despised Barry Bonds were to hit a historic home run into the Bleacher Bums at Wrigley Field, would you throw it back at the son-of-a-bitch, as is usually the case? Or keep it and take the money?

2 comments:

Wayne Allen Sallee said...

I'd throw it back and try and hit the @$$, Mike. Granted I didn't try and catch it with my spastic hands and end up passing it off to you...

Ormondroyd's Encyclopedia Esoterica said...

I appreciate your confidence in my aim.