The Five People You Meet in Hell Who Piss on Your Head and Tell You They Reign

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Apologists for Capitalism Have Their Food Stolen by Virtuous Pagans
Circle I Limbo

Barbara Bush, The Beastie Boys
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Tony Blair, Joe Leiberman, Pharmaceutical Salesmen
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Dick Cheney, Staff of Fox News and ABC This Week
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Oliver North, George W. Bush, William Casey, Creationists and Censors, George H.W. Bush, Saddam Hussein and The Boys
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Objectivists, Joe Quesada
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Ronald Reagan, Chauvinst Republicans, The Contranistas
Circle VII Burning Sands

MTV Programmers, George F. Will
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Osama bin Laden, Benito Mussolini, Auguste Pinochet, German General Staff and Nuremberg Defendants
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

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