For weeks now I've been trying to puzzle my way through the language of the Johnson, NIxon, and Clinton articles of impeachment. Maybe someday I'll understand why Bush remains, well, unimpeachable.
Now some uncredited genius has used the power of the Church Sign Generator to explain in one short phrase why the Congress hesitates:
(Brought to public awareness by Eric Pfeiffer at Wonkette)
The mills of the gods grind slow, but I'm told that they grind exceedingly small.
See also Meddling Kids, Don't Question Me, Too Many Changes, You Stupid Earth People! Your Stupid Minds!, Ming the Merciless, Accidental Truth