Who said: "I'm a thief, and I'm a shitkicker, and I want to be famous!" Was it (a) Divine, or (b) G.W. Bush?

I thought I was on to something with my Dick Cheney/Red Skull/ Ming the Merciless/Patsy degenerating clone theory, or the Kirilian photographs that prove Tom Delay is demonically possesed. Now the once and future Wonkette, Ana Marie Cox, proves that Michael Chertoff is looking more and more like John Waters. How could I not have seen it before? You can tell them apart because John Waters is the funny and more humane of the two.